Sunday, December 21, 2014

Edinburgh, Part 2

For years Zack has dreamed about going to Scotland. So me, being the most super awesome and best wife ever, decided to make that dream a reality. For Father's Day HB and I presented him with the trip package: airline tickets, apartment reservations and tickets to see the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo. I've only seen him cry a few times and made him cry just once when I was really mean (J/K) but this did it... and I was proud.

The UK is by far the most expensive place we have traveled thus far, especially since we chose the month of August whilst the Tattoo was going on. Thus finding suitable and affordable accommodations was challenging. I was able to book a one bedroom apartment called the Rose Street Flats. It was, obviously, off of Rose Street, a busy but quaint street north of the castle. It was decent.

First,  just south of our apartment was Edinburgh Castle!!!


Built on the cap of an ancient volcano, it is believed humans have inhabited the land since the 2nd century AD. Most of the current structure is from the 16th century although some is as old as the 12th.

The apartment:




Unfortunately the carpet was in poor condition and the bathroom fixtures, while nice, were all falling apart. Right outside our bedroom window without blackout shades was a large street lamp. But I can’t really complain because this was the only bad part about the entire trip.

Getting to our apartment was also very simple. From the airport you walk about 10 minutes to the tram station, buy a ticket from the kiosk right there and ride straight into the city in about 25 minutes. The closest stop was just a short 7 minute walk from the apartment.

Unbeknownst to me at the time of booking eight months prior, the apartment is located in a healthy food mecca. Within 10 minutes walking distance were all but two of those wonderful restaurants I mentioned in my last post. Also right by were tons of retail shops- Gap, Antropologie, and Joules to name just a few. It was more than amazing to shop in stores who make clothes for tall, non-anorexic people. Bliss.

Around the neighborhood:





Rose Street:

Our first full day we made our way out into the country via our local friend, Brent, to see Stirling Castle. Still rather new to Europe I continue to be amazed and intrigued by castles. This one is one of the largest and most important in Scotland. Most of the current structure dates from the 15th and 16th centuries although the first records of a castle here are from 1110 AD. Mary Queen of Scots was crowned here.


 Here are some pics of the outside and surrounding area:





Looking at the William Wallace memorial.


If I haven’t said it before, castles are excellent places to take honey badgers. There are very few entrances and exits, at least one, usually two, large grassy courtyards to run around in, most displays are sparse or behind glass, and people aren’t as serious about silence as they are in regular museums. HB had a great time here and blew off tons of energy.

I could tell you some more history about these castles and surrounding areas but honestly, the idea of it makes my head spin. Somebody-with-a-number killed or overthrew Somebody-else-with-a-number and a lot of people died. In the end, the bloody English won and stole all the mineral rights. (God save the queen!) I will say that William Wallace died close to here and this is where he won the battle or Stirling Bridge. WW is kind of a big deal 'round these parts in case you didn't pick that up from the giant phallus erected in his honor pictured above.

The interior of the castle was pretty neat. Upstairs there is a military museum and the apartments downstairs are till somewhat furnished. The castle comes complete with period adorned actors/docents who will answer any question you have about the castle or its royal inhabitants King James V and Mary of Guise.

 The queen's throne and bedroom:





 

Ceiling of the kind's quarters. Typically after the death of a king all of the furniture is removed and the room is left empty until a new king moves in.





More outside pics:


 

Our second stop was to the 14th century Doune Castle. You might recognize this one as it was featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail as well as the new tv series Outlander. In contrast to most of the other castles we have visited, Doune is mostly empty and “bare bones” as well as being markedly more modest in size and construction. It was inhabited by Dukes and the son of a king.



The great hall:



Double fire place in the throne room:


The courtyard:



We were so lucky to have amazing weather on this truly amazing occasion whilst Zack and I got to walk around this castle alone. But it was about this time, actually it was precisely after this photo was taken, I heard the screeching of a little baby honey badger. He was sleeping in the car with our friend, who was nursing a hangover, and woke up a very unhappy boy. He proceeded to wail at the top of his lungs for no less than 15 minutes while I sat just to the left in an attempt to soothe him. So we left.

Our final stop for the day was the William Wallace monument.


Now I'm sure when ol' Willie was getting drawn and quartered he said to himself, "Oh please I hope one day someone erects a giant knob with my face on it." The Johnson itself was pretty anticlimactic, especially after walking all day, then walking up the big hill to get to it only to be told we had to climb the stairs to see the crap that was inside. So we passed on getting all up in Willie's willy and headed home for some grub feeling exhausted yet satisfied.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Neuschwanstein Castle

Neuschwanstein Castle is one of the most recognizable castles in the world so when we had a chance to stop off and see it whilst trekking to Germany on business, we took advantage. Walt Disney modeled Cinderella's Castle after it and, I'm told by my six year old niece, it looks like Harry Potter's Castle too. For some unknown reason, the drive up  took longer than expected but once we entered the mountains taking our time wasn't such a terrible thing. The Italian/Austrian/German Alps are absolutely stunning. Here are a few pics from the drive. I believe most of these are Italy but neither one of us could figure out when we crossed the borders.








One we got deep into the mountains it was impossible to take decent pics from the car but it was even more spectacular up close. In early May and all of the mountain tops are still snow capped.

The town of Hohenschwangau is such an incredibly beautiful place. For me, it was one of those experiences that take your breath away. Most people describe this town as a "tourist trap" but in May on a Monday night the place was nearly deserted after the tour buses left around 5pm and it's utterly magical.



We ate dinner at the Alpine Rose and sat outside to enjoy this view. 


The food was excellent, if not way overpriced, and we enjoyed every bit of it... despite HB going FULL honey badger for 90% of the time. I mean screaming and throwing shit and crying like we were chopping his arm off.  But hands down the best part of dinner was the surprise alpine horn serenade we got after dinner. To the right of the lake in the photo above there is a small ridge. We couldn't see the players but we could hear them, three alpine horns playing a chilling melody. It was so mesmerizing even HB stopped to listen for most of it.

This is Schloss Hohenschwangau (schloss is German for castle). It was built atop ruins of a previous fortress in 1832 by King Maximilian II of Bavaria. The castle was inhabited until 1912 and had electricity and even a lift installed. Today it remains fully furnished and open for tours. 



Castle Courtyard:

 
The view from the courtyard:

The town from above... so cute!



We were not permitted to take photos inside the castle with the exception of this view.


Schloss Neuschwanstein, the reason for our visit, was built by King Ludwig II of Bavaria, son of Maximilian II. The reclusive king never married and died a mysterious death at the age of 40 following an attempt to depose him. Neuschwanstein was one of three castles Ludwig built and only a few rooms inside were ever completed. 

We opted to take the buggy ride up the mountain to Neuschwanstein. While it was beautiful, they had us crammed in so tight it made me wish we had walked.


We did, at least, get to sit up front!


 Due to time constraints we opted to skip the inside tour of Neuschwanstein. From the reviews we read the tour is very short with interior is unfinished, only being able to see a few rooms, it didn't seem worth the price.We were more than happy simply hiking around and marveling at this nineteenth century fairytale abode.



The courtyard


The courtyard


Every trip we take we find the Star of David somewhere!


Hohenschwangau from the ridge by Neuschwanstein


You can climb the ridge around the castle for this view from a small rickety bridge over a waterfall. I've also told by my niece that the castle also looks like a Harry Potter castle although I've never seen or read Harry Potter.


Neuschwanstein was occupied by the Nazi's during WWII. They stored stolen art and antiquities here. They did consider blowing it up but due to the remote nature of the castle they left it. Can you imagine living in such a thing? It's so sad that no one really did.

We spent less than 24 hours in this beautiful place. If you do visit I recommend staying longer and taking advantage of all of the hiking, biking and sightseeing the area has to offer. The buggies are expensive and you only pay one way so we took the scenic route to the bottom. It was beautiful but do remember your hiking shoes!